Today I chaperoned my kid’s class trip to the skating rink. And for the first time in my life, I ice skated.

I’ve wanted to ice skate since I was six years old. Since the first time in my memory that I watched the Olympics. But skating was expensive back then, it required an hour long trip to a different city, using gas we couldn’t afford, using money we didn’t have to get into the rink, etc.

But god–I wanted to skate anyway. I poured water on the floor of my basement to create a Mexican ice rink (hee hee), I found even the rockiest nastiest peice of ice on my way to school and pretended I was a figure skater in Russia–I made do. As we all always do.

But today I did it for real. I didn’t fall once. My feet and my legs and my ass burn like hell. But every time I said I was going to get off the ice and rest–I decided one more time around.

The wind blew my hair off my face, the skate blade hitting the ice left a satisfying sheet of peeled ice in my wake. I was worthless as a chaperon, and almost rammed into at least two little girls that could barely control their own skates.

And I laughed so hard my stomach still hurts.
I finally did it.


12 responses to “Today, I skated.”

  1. Nora

    This story makes me so happy. And I can’t believe you didn’t fall even once! Ice is slippery!!!

  2. Roov

    This is so cool. It brightened my otherwise pretty lousy afternoon. Yay for skating!

  3. Quixotess

    Congratulations! Oh that sounds so amazing. I hope you can go back and do it again as many times as you like.

  4. K

    Oh, I’m jealous. I’ve never even worn a pair of ice skates. I’m also convinced I would break both ankles trying to, but it looks so wonderful. Go you!

  5. IrrationalPoint

    Congratulations! Glad you had a good time.

    –IP

  6. Mamita Mala

    Awesome!!! I ice skated two years ago and your post made me so jealous. Congrats.

  7. harrietsdaughter

    Yay you!!!

  8. Katie

    Wow, you’re strong! (Not falling.) Congratulations SO MUCH–I’m so happy for you!

  9. Elizabeth

    JOY!

  10. sanabituranima

    I am very happy for you.

  11. bfp

    YES! JOY, SHEER JOY!!!!!! :D

  12. Plain(s)feminist

    This is wonderful.

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