Announcing: the perfect way to start your new year!
Radical Hott Off Heathers, BFP and Petit Poussin (aka Hoffa) will be hosting a NEW YEAR RADICAL HOTT OFF!
Taken in the form of a movie watching experience, Hott Off Heathers will be watching the movie Top Gun and deciding: who is more luscious, more radically Hott, more NECESSARY to our movement…(drum roll)
VAL KILMER (HOLY HOTTNESS!!!) and TOM CRUISE(BOOOOOOOO)!
Of course, being the critical Heathers we are, there will be all sorts of other movie centered commentary–and the best part is: we will be doing it all live! Which means that YOU must get your own copy of Top Gun and JOIN US in the chat room!
Kick off starts at 8PM EST January 10th!
DON’T BE A HOFFA! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
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January 6th, 2010 at 4:24 pm #
please do join us – remember, xenu is watching… and so is suri… DON’T MAKE THE ROBOT BABY ANGRY!
January 6th, 2010 at 6:25 pm #
I already knew I was square but this re-re-confirms it. I can’t be there! But I am no less excited to see the games begin. xoxox
January 9th, 2010 at 3:42 am #
Maaaaaaan! wow.
January 9th, 2010 at 6:17 pm #
Crazy Heart only confirms what I’ve always maintained from the beginning, which is that MAGGIE WINS! AND I SAY THIS AS SOMEBODY WHO BOUGHT BROKEBACK AND TAKES IT EVERYWHERE!
January 9th, 2010 at 8:26 pm #
i think it’s generally known amongst strippers and sex workers that val kilmer likes to shit on women. that’s what i heard in a messageboard of dancers sharing their celebrity experiences. it was confirmed by many women.
January 10th, 2010 at 6:29 am #
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????? ok, this going to show my naive ignorance–but do you mean “shit on” LITERALLY or “shit on” he’s a cock sucker????
and val is stunningly close to being disqualified—me and hoffa are going to have to chat about this before the hott off……ooooooooh, who knew that HOFFA picked the less offensive cocksucker??????
January 10th, 2010 at 8:19 am #
I nearly fell out laughing at that image but sadly I cannot sit through that movie, so I cannot participate in teh live Hot Off.
@davka – I was not aware of Kilmer’s behavior but I am not surprised about it either. Could you provide a link to a message board (if it is open to none sex workers) as I would like to add it to a list of resources for a course I’m doing next year on media and violence against women
January 10th, 2010 at 9:17 am #
oh, susurro, let’s be clear on what this is going to be–we are HEATHERS, which means we are not exactly…shall we say…*friendly*…it will be a great night of snark and evil laughter!!!! Lololol–you should come to help us puke our brains out all over this movie (although i heard that little hoffa girl has got some sorta 80′s collection of Top Gun…but that’s more an indications of her inherent white girl-ness than any sort of indication that this is a “good movie”–lololol)
and she can send her “boyfriend” over here under false names all she wants, I know who he is, and I will never, EVER endorse his nonsense!!!!!
January 10th, 2010 at 1:10 pm #
like shit on them.. take a dookie. haa number 2.
i will post a link later
January 11th, 2010 at 12:24 pm #
Yekhefah Re: Ever had sex with a celeb?
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Well, I hear he’s pretty fond of picking up extras and bringing them back to his trailer (most of them are), so try and get a spot with the background if a Val Kilmer show comes to town. Just make sure his trailer has a shower in it!
Re: Ever had sex with a celeb?
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Originally Posted by Yekhefah
^^^ You probably don’t want to do that. I know a few people who have worked with him… he’s legendary in the industry for bringing hookers and random chicks to his trailer at work all the time, and they tear the place up. Evidently he’s fond of shitting and pissing on women. The poor people on his shows have to wash everything in his trailer on a regular basis because every time he brings a girl in, there’s shit all over everything. I worked with an extra once that said she went to his trailer with him on another show, and she walked out when he wanted to shit in her mouth.
Hello-Kitty Re: Ever had sex with a celeb
Even though I have NO contacts in the industry, I’ve heard this before about him. Not to mention that he’s just a cocky asshole to begin with.
January 11th, 2010 at 12:29 pm #
I would give the link but I feel like that message board is for dancers and the conversation was private between dancers so i feel like an ass about it, although its the most fascinating message board of all times. The women are so smart and the analysis that is done there is insanely interesting.